If you can’t groove to this, then you are broken on the inside.

savingworld

savingworld

I think these are strangely beautiful.

Technological mandalas made from soldered computer components, by Leonardo Ulian, via the always excellent Colossal.

(via explore-blog)

I must agree with this, fully.

“How unbearable at times are people who are happy, people for whom everything works out.” - Anton Chekhov
from millionsmillions:

I must agree with this, fully.

“How unbearable at times are people who are happy, people for whom everything works out.” - Anton Chekhov

from millionsmillions:

A nice “found” message in slots 7 & 8.  (Taken with Instagram)

A nice “found” message in slots 7 & 8. (Taken with Instagram)

This is dead on.

Penguins

I dare you not to play with this.

A Conversation My Former Students Are Having on Facebook.

  • DAPHNE: This is me at the gas station...
  • ME: Um, ma'am. Excuse me ma'am. PIN actually is an acronym for PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER, so if you said PIN number, you're actually saying PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER NUMBER. And that's not right.
  • WOMAN: *stares*
  • ME: Alright then, have a nice day!
  • ANTON: ‎*cue ATM machine conversation*
  • DAPHNE: Did you know Anton, that ATM stands for AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE, so when you erroneously say ATM MACHINE, you're really just acting like a stupid jackass and saying AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE MACHINE???
  • ANTON: I hate you for blowing mah minds!!!
  • BARRY: Wait, what? Could you explain that again, Daphne?
  • DAPHNE: You didn't get it? Let me start over...
  • CARLA: You need to let it go. Just let it go Daphne, please.
  • DAVE: Stop stealing my yolks!
  • DAPHNE: Hey, you shouldn't have started doing it so much to me. You've created a monster Dave. Just a little bit...
  • BARRY: I like monster Daphne. She's fun.
  • DAVE: No, see, what I meant was I started this thing. You still don't get it. I'll send you a picture.
  • DAPHNE: I don't like these things.
From wwnorton:

We formally object to this blatant violation of the first rule.

Hilarious. Wish I would have thought of it.

From wwnorton:

We formally object to this blatant violation of the first rule.

Hilarious. Wish I would have thought of it.

Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram